{A Dreadful Den of Squalor : Avoiding the Notorious Masterson's Tavern in This Forgotten Corner of Town at Every Possible Cost
Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so depraved that it defies description. This dive is a sanctuary for predators like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s retreat.
This self-styled "hipster" bar masquerades as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in manipulating others, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: aggressive conduct towards women, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.
His digital façade cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both pathetic and alarming. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Still living at home is just another warning sign.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems content in standing idly by while doling out drinks and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has created an atmosphere so poisonous, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever walking in this dive.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently covered in grime, with garbage and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see roaches darting across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a horror show, featuring clogged commodes and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the grime that makes Masterson’s Pub a shithole; it’s additional resources the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its managers. They take twisted satisfaction in ruining lives, whether through their vile actions or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
A Warning: Do blog Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a cesspit, a safety risk, and a blemish on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you want to stay sane, stay far away this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and protect your sanity.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you care about your health, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you want to experience the disgust of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by sharing this information, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Stay safe out there!